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grrrrr

i wish the loch ness monster was real!

 

wump

I wish I had a pet wump (from the Wump World!)

 

socks

I wish I knew where all the missing socks go.

 

fish

i wish i wish i were a fish

 

choco

I wish I had an endless supply of chocolate covered marshmallows from Eilers.

 

dresses

I really wish I had the dress from my last fulfilled wish! I would wear it every day.

 

be okay

i wish for my family to be ok and to not have too difficult of a time mourning my uncle, especially my aunt. RIP

 

I wish I could see the big dipper from a new York roof deck


hummus

I wish the hummus never ran out!


merman

I wish I was a merman so I that could kick Triton's ass and steal his essssssssence.


purejpy

I wish anger wasn't in my range of emotions.


JULIANNE

i wish me and my sister JULIANNE, could go to the beach and eat comquates and pizza rite now
(comquates, cause olivias always saying how great they are,because i,ve never had them,
as a joke, but addmits she likes mangos better anyway) love-i think you can guess who this is from,
haha

dishwasher

I wish there was a camera inside my dishwasher and I could watch the dishes being cleaned.


air

i wish everything solid melts into air


I wish for a new road bike.


shewanted

I wish I knew what she wanted.


phph

i wish that the wish machine's greatest dream comes true.


hyg

I wish that I had a machine to take care of my hygiene, hair styling, makeup, leg shaving, etc.


hnypls

I wish that either one of us had the desire to stay or the courage to leave.


god

What if God were one of us?


disko

I wish all-flannel outfits were socially acceptable.


brd

I just want a beard.


puffpuffpass

i wish i could vanish sometimes. into a puff of golden smoke.


uncorn

i wish that i could ride a unicorn to class everyday instead of having to walk in the rain.
it would be awesome to gallop down the green!


nugz

i wish that i had a chicken that laid chicken nuggets.


gender

i wish i could switch genders for a couple days, just to see what it's like


fishy

I wish I had a photographic memory with a bangin' fisheye lens.


email

I could get paid to send e-mails to my friends all day.


I wish that the Wish Fulfillment staff would realize that they are doing their best,
making serious magic happen, and deserve a break. Go get a smoothie.
You are cool. Fin.


thedavid

I wish I could walk through walls so I could sneak into museums in the
middle of the night.


teleport

I wish I could teleport to any place in the world anytime I wanted so
I could travel for free.


reality

i wish i could understand reality


nipple

I wish I did not have a third nipple


taxes

I hope my taxes get accepted so I can go on and not worry about them.


43

I wish I didn't have a fantasy for my 43 year old neighbor who is married but with no kids
and I am 20.


name

I wish my name was \"Spencer\" or \"Sterling\"


snake

I wish I didn't have a size 14 shoe, so I didn\'t have to keep purchasing the same sneaker.


shoehouse

i wish that i had more space to store my shoes!


perfect

I wish every time I reached into my closet a perfect outfit for the day would come out.


peachplumpear

wish I had two testicles instead of one


double

that everyone could suddenly (re)discover a friendship that makes the world twice as good.


ac

wish I was a member of the band Animal Collective.


sub

I wish I could wish more than once


comp

I wish i could stop wishing


smooth

I wish for my film to go smoothly and my cast comes together.


rad

I wish I was rad as a guinea pig from my friend Sonny


supreme

wish I could go back in time, so I could enjoy my crunchwrap supreme again.


4e

i wish old friends were still friends.


alsousa

i wish i was in the US of A with my beautiful girlfriend. from a lonely soul in london.


usa

I wish my neighbors wouldn't let their dog bark at 3:00 in the morning.


piggy

I wish pigs remained piglets forever


peethatsparkles

I wish that I peed glitter.


itunes

I wish all my iTunes songs and albums had accompanying artwork.


gloves

I wish Tom Cruise, Mel Gibson, and OJ Simpson were still starring in movies.


everything

I wish everything would be ok.


3 wished

i wish I had three more wishes


tip

i wish that all people would tip 20%


fly

I wish I were a fly on the wall in my 11 year ols daughter's class and a grass hopper
at my 15 year old son's lacrosse practice. Just once.


mr. ed

I wish I had a magical talking pony that grants every wish I make.


bro

I wish that my big brother would see through his current state and realize that there
is a wonderful world of possibility if he'd just be brave enough to try.


graff

I wish I had an indoor pet giraffe.


conciousness

I wish I could obtain total consciousness.


liquor

I wish my roommate would stop being an alcoholic volcano.


eyelashes

I wish, the thing I wish for every time an eyelash
falls out, would come true.


hairy legs

I wish my legs weren't so hairy.


wanted

I wish I could wear tighty whiteys and a cape around
campus and give people the crotch chop sign.


dear everyone

I had a million dollars


heavy

i wish my love would leave his wife for me.


chocolate middle

i wish that volcanos shot out chocolate fudge like the lava cakes at applebees


hotelcali

I wish I could play the solo to Hotel California.


let go

I wish I could let go


manat

I wish for manatees!!


poppop

I wish you would go on a trip. Since I can't travel I have to live
vicariously through the pix you post on the web.

 

obama

I wish that i could meet President Obama!


moneee

I wish I had the chance to start counting a trillion dollars in 100 dollar denominations.


a

i want to get an A on my presentation.


father

I wish I had been my father


donutsairefair

i wish that people would stop saying, "life's not fair." its really
annoying and it should be fair!


docs

I wish documentary films were box office smashes!!


angel

I wish everyone could have an angel like Clarence Oddbody, A.S. II.


world

I wish I would stay young for ever and fix the planet


lazy

I wish a lazy river transportation system existed.


lyrics

i wish i had lyrics to a song that goes \"ta-ta-taa-ti-ta-tatata\"


god

I wish that I could have actual proof that God exists.


fortune

I wish my fortune cookies would all come true!


aaply

i wish i was on the wish fulfillment machine staff


piece

I wish that my two friends who are married with a young child could be more at peace
with each other.


macho

I wish I was the definition of macho.


hugry

I wish they would be quiet


hbga

I wish I could correctly spell the word habadababag


fly

i wish i could travel to a galaxy far, far away


frog

I want a banjo lesson from Kermit theeeeeee frog


eyeballz

i wish i could think of a good wish


vaca

i want to go on vacation.

 

system2

i wish that the next wish comes true


system1

i wish that the last wish does not come true


noflsepower

i wish there was no false power in the universe

 

far

Oh, fiddley-dee...I wish for my brittany to not move so far away.


makingoutwithtongue

i wish i could see the wish fulfillment machine staff mouth kissing (w/ tounge plz)

 

lovely

I wish I could eat lovely pastries everyday and never get fat.

 

jobfairy

i wish that i could get a job and there was no recession and that i
wouldn\'t feel like a loser working in a restaurant all summer.

 

he

I wish HE would have sex with me.


happyhour

i wish it was happy hour every hour.


brain

i wish my uncle didn\'t have brain cancer.


confidence

I wish I had a ridiculous amount of confidence!


beach

I wish I was on a beach...


kids

I wish all the kids in all the world had a warm shower, a soft bed, a comfort
food dinner, a story before bed and a sweet dream every night.


boobs

i wish i was chestier.



urs

I wish I could imitate Robin Williams voice from Mrs. Doubtfire, specifically the \"Hellooooo\"


recycle

We could recycle more easily


octoweb

I want a big RED bow. . . on an octopus.


money

i had a million dollarzzzzz!


love

I wish my best friend would feel the same way I do for her.


glacialtime

I wish I could freeze time- so I can catch up


fronts

I wish for Gold Fronts.


pathogen

i wish to give my father a blood born pathogen.


donkey

I have always wanted to ride a donkey into a party


dk

I wish my cat could live forever...


show

I wish I had my favorite pair of shoes.

 

tan

I want a tan, I wish I could tan.

 

work

I wish I had my work finished.

 

icecreamcake

I wish for an ice cream cake.

 

australian man

I want an Australian man.

 

3 months

I wish I could move into the future three months.

 

paper

i wish for you to write my paper for me, please!